NATARIAN Revolutionary Media
Back by unpopular demand! Revolutionary or just plain revolting? Official website of Ara Natarian.
Design Services | Degenerative AI | Web Design | Video Production | Animation | Social Mediocrity | Blog | Embalming (jks)
Hello, I’m Ara...
(str84ward, cynical, hero section).
Բարեվ, I’m here coz the world outsourced its brain to machines, and someone still needs to know how they actually work.
I speak AI fluently - Gemini, Copilot, Meta, Claude, Grok, ChatGPT - not because it’s cool, but because it’s necessary. Everyone else is “discovering AI.” I’m already bored of it lolz (not).
Check out (by 10am) Postmortem or the latest hacks. Or my resume, or even make yourself at home...
DEGENERATIVE AI
Unlikely Alliez
GOOGLE PHOTOS
Images that you've never seen before! United by friendship, divided by copyright law.
Where's Vivaldi?
GOOGLE SAVED
Similar to Where's Wally but based on the composer, the great Antonio Vivaldi, as he defects.
Garbage Pail Kids
Each trading card of 'THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS' S12 (1988) Animated. Grotesque, absurd and wonderful.
7 Star Convenience
ADOBE EXPRESS
Custom visual branding solutions including logos, color schemes, and graphic elements.
Santa Claus Deathcult
DISCORD
Santa Claus abandons his identity as a benevolent giver & becomes the grim leader of a secret cult.
KFC vs McDonald's
GOOGLE PHOTOS
Annandale 99
ADOBE EXPRESS
Using Adobe Express Pitch for a brothel down the road. And yeah, it's just another legal capitalist business.
Diamond Dallas (Notion) Page
NOTION
The index that can cut diamonds with surgical precision. In honour of the great "DDP"
Gallery of F... Art
NATARIAN.WTF
This branding is for... oh yeah, it's for here. I just gotta figure out which gallery - I couldn't go with 'Gallery of Suicide' in honour of Cannibal Corpse - a mainstream personality would be scared away.
SOCIAL MEDIOCRITY
TECH SUPPORT
Get FREE tech support from my clone Natarian Tech AI. Troubleshoot anything, whether your screen isn't working or your phone apps. Any device, any time. Open all night.
Google Photos
IMAGES
I know something about you... You've never seen these pics before! See Unlikely Alliez. Also The Riddle of Steel, Dulwich Hill, The Republic of Animals & KFC vs McDonald's.
JUST ME
i Know hey, how boring. Just a plain old link to my profile on WhatsApp. Or I can help you sell your products on there, automate customer service or promote your brand.
Discord
NATARIAN'S SERVO
I'm still quite new on Discord, therefore I can only plug the image thread Santa Claus Deathcult and invite you to join my server... I mean servo... ahh you'll see.
Microsoft Teams
PURPLE REIGN
No, not Prince. More of the same, but purple. Actually Teams is a good platform... if you're on there, there's a bunch of stuff I could do to enhance your business.
Gimmie!
Gimmie this, gimmie that
We know all your desires. Your heart, so full of pain. Don't you wish you had it all? Don't you, deserve to have it all? Who's more important than YOU?
FAQ U
Are questions (such as these) frequently even asked about me?
I would hope not, as I hope people would have better things to do than ask questions about myself. Maybe, a FAQ regarding me, if anything would probably be... "Ara, why haven't you thrown the rubbish out?" or "Why did you punch that guy in the throat?".
A definite contender would be "Where the f@*k is Ara?", now that's a FAQ for sure!
Where is Armenia?
Umm my answer to that, if you don't know by now then you know what... don't worry about it.
Shouldn't this section really be called 'Infrequently Asked Questions'?
Most probably.
Do you actually do any work?
Yes. Believe it or not, I actually offer web design, video editing, animation, 3D imaging and mapping, AI Automation, Agentic bot creation (even grief bots), Logo & brand design, Maoist guerilla warfare tactics and more!
However, "work" is actually having surplus value extracted from you in the form of profits (i.e being fkd over).
Are you really the only "Ara Natarian" in the world?
Fuck yes. How many people can say that?
Not too many I'd assume - Peter Smith maybe. Plus you should revel that I can boast about this, as one Ara Natarian is enough (or even one too many).
Where can I download the sought after NATARIAN calender
Back by unpopular demand, the epic SEPTEMBER edition of our calender can be found here.